Rules of a Hamptons Share Commune
August 20, 2014 - garden totes
1. There shall be no hierarchy among a brothers of a Share Commune. In this house, a comparison researcher contingency be treated with a same honour as a summer intern, if a summer novice can means a Share Commune dues.
2. All corporately branded duffel bags and totes are to be deliberate common skill of the brothers of a Share Commune. If a hermit contingency go to a beach and he takes a Goldman Sachs receptacle even nonetheless he brought a McKinsey duffel with him from New York, he is entitled to a Wayfarers and a duplicate of “The Fountainhead” found therein. After all, there is a abundant supply of Ray-Ban sunglasses and Ayn Rand in a house, interjection to a common labor of a brothers of a Commune.
3. Each night, after a brothers have loose their sap limbs on a beach during East Hampton, there is to be a meeting. The brothers shall lay in a circle, reason hands, and tell their associate Share Commune residents that partial of a day they enjoyed a most, either it was shopping during a internal Gucci store or pushing a common Maserati down a undiluted Montauk highway for 4 hours.
4. At a finish of a meeting, there is to be a opinion on that night bar a brothers shall attend that evening. Each hermit might make a box for his bar of choice, maybe reporting that there will be women who share their egalitarian beliefs during one club, or that another bar has a free-bottle understanding for Share Communes that use a Collective Purse™ credit card.
5. When a time comes to collect a kale garden in a behind yard of a Share Commune, any hermit shall work and devour equally. The ensuing stand shall be done into a kale-only salad, in suitability with a raw, vegan diet that was voted final year to be mandatory in the house. (Obviously, a diet allows for bottles purchased during a club.)
6. The common BlackBerry horse is to be plugged into one socket, and contingency not be moved.
7. The gymnasium is a holiest partial of a Share Commune. A report shall be posted outward a gymnasium door, and this report contingency not be altered. A hermit might not surpass his time on a dais press, nor may he run for reduction than his allotted time on a treadmill. Also, clean down a machines.
8. When a weekend is over and a brothers of a Share Commune contingency lapse to a ravel in New York City, another assembly is to be hold in that Jitney and Uber Chopper (the Hamptons helicopter service) reservations shall be pooled and distributed evenly. If one hermit has nonetheless to knowledge a float behind to New York inside a Uber Chopper, he may be nominated to do so. He shall afterwards fly in a helicopter over Long Island and Manhattan behind to his apartment. The subsequent weekend during a Share Commune, he is to write a poem describing how it feels to fly over Brooklyn during a cost of 3 thousand dollars, and review it to his Commune brothers.
9. These manners are to be inspected until a finish of a summer season, during that indicate a Ski Lodge Commune manners go in to effect.